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The Company Picnic

 

by Sharolett Koenig

          “Hey, Christina,” Bob heckled. “Isn’t that the costume you wore last Halloween?” 
          “Yeah,” Ken joined in, “the beached whale!” 
          They were carrying a cooler of soft drinks between them. 
          Christina looked down at her dark blue swimsuit, designed to make the wearer look slimmer, stretched tightly over her 255-pound frame, and realized it didn’t make any difference. 
          “You guys!” Stephanie pretended to scold them. Then she added in her smooth-as-honey voice, “Christina wore a pumpkin suit for Halloween.” 
          “Same difference,” Ken continued. “Orange. Blue. Doesn’t matter—it stretches as far as the eye can see.” 
          “Looks like we have the beach all to ourselves.” Lori sounded disappointed that there weren’t more people to see her as she strutted around in her string bikini that showed off her tan skin. 
          “I’m sure more people will show up,” Stephanie said. “After all, it’s free food courtesy of Fisher & Company, and the weather’s beautiful—a rare combination for a company picnic in Michigan .” 
          Bob and Ken set up beach chairs to reserve their spots on the sandy shore of Lake Itsula
          “You were here early,” Stephanie commented to Christina as she popped open a soft drink can. “When did you get here?” 
          “Just before you showed up,” Christina assured her. “Almost everyone in our department signed up for the picnic,” she continued. 
          “So that’s…hmm...at least twenty people…and their families, right?” Stephanie assessed. 
          “Does that mean there’ll be a bunch of little kids running around, like last year?” Lori heaved a sigh of disappointment. 
          Even as she spoke, a van drove up and parked, releasing a family of five complete with beach chairs and beach toys. “Now, don’t wander off out of sight,” the mother called after the children who were hightailing it to the water’s edge. 
          “I’m going for a dip,” Stephanie said eyeing one of the other new arrivals. “Anyone want to join me?” 
          “He’s married,” Lori whispered with a sympathetic smile, “and a devoted family man. Believe me. I’ve tried everything to catch his eye.” 
          Stephanie pretended to ignore Lori’s warning. “How ‘bout you, Christina? Want to go for a swim before we eat?” 
          Christina was momentarily caught off guard by the seemingly kind gesture. “Thanks, but no,” she replied politely. Then she realized Stephanie was using the same old tactic of making herself look good by standing next to the fat girl. People did it to her all the time. 
          “Whew! For a minute there, I thought we were going to have to move our beach chairs back from the water,” Bob said. “Law of displacement, you know.” He looked at Christina and smiled. “You will give us warning before you venture into the water, won’t you?” 
          Christina couldn’t think of a suitable comeback. She had grown immune to blushing. She was used to children staring at her like she was a freak. As more employees joined the company picnic on the beach, Christina faded into the background. No one even noticed that she didn’t come to fill her plate when the food was served. 
          She had worked among these people for six years now, and not one of them had ever bothered to get to know her on a personal level. No one knew that she preferred to be called by her nickname, Tina. No one knew, or even cared, that she had spent her vacation recovering from radical surgery that would cause her to lose weight. 
          “Hey, lady,” a little kid confronted Christina, “can we bury you in the sand?” 
          “Sure,” Christina agreed. “Just don’t cover my face.”
          “Okay, lady.” 
          Christina lay down, and the children began filling their buckets with dry sand and dumping it on top of her. 
          “Here,” Christina offered. “Wet the sand with my sports bottle.” 
          “Gee thanks, lady!” 
          One child smoothed the sand with his shovel. “Gosh,” he said. “You make a great mountain!” 
          Several hours passed and the children stayed entertained creating winding roads and castles with moats on top of Christina’s body. The adults participated in, or observed, the beach volleyball tournaments, as well as enjoying the warm temperature of the swimming water. One by one, the children left with their families as the company picnic wound down to an end just before sunset. 
          Christina parted the vast sand scene as she sat up and brushed herself off. The beach was deserted as she looked around and heard the last car drive away. She made her way to the empty parking lot and opened the trunk of her car with her key. She removed the county warning signs and the shovel, and spent about an hour putting them back in place along the beach.

 Monday morning Christina walked into the nearly empty sales department at Fisher & Company, Inc. She had noticed fewer cars than usual in the parking lot when she arrived there. 
          Mr. Fisher scurried to greet her. “Thank God, you were able to come in today, Christina. Everyone else called in sick. It seems Itsula Beach , where the company picnic was held Saturday, tested positive for high levels of E. coli bacteria. A ‘no body contact advisory’ was issued. The county official said there were warning signs posted all over the beach. Apparently no one saw them. Did you see any signs at the beach Saturday?” 
          “Why, no, Mr. Fisher,” Christina replied. “I didn’t see any signs anywhere. This is terrible news!” 
          “I hate to ask you this, dear, but I need you to fill in for Ken at the meeting with Mr. Grover today. Do you think you can get up to speed with that, if I tap Ken’s computer for his notes?” 
          “Don’t worry about a thing, Mr. Fisher. I helped Ken with the research for this meeting. I’m sure I can handle it.” 
          Mr. Fisher’s tense expression softened somewhat with relief. 
          “I can take care of Stephanie’s phone list today also,” Christina added. “As well as, Lori’s typing and filing. I help her out most of the time anyway.” 
          “I didn’t realize that,” Mr. Fisher mumbled. He turned to go into his office. “Are you sure you can handle things? I have a call in to the temporary services pool, but I don’t know when they’ll be able to send help.” 
          “Don’t worry about a thing,” Christina repeated and smiled sweetly. “You can call me Tina,” she added. “It’s shorter.” 
          Mr. Fisher nodded and gave her one of his smiles that he reserved for the rare occasions when he was pleased. 
          At the end of the day, Tina was caught up with all the office work and had clinched the deal with Mr. Grover. Mr. Fisher poked his head out his office door as Christina was preparing to leave. “Tina, would you come into my office for a minute please?” he asked. 
          Christina entered and sat down in front of the large gleaming desk across from Mr. Fisher. 
          “I don’t know if you’ve heard,” he began, “but I’ve been asked to move upstairs and manage the department that Mr. Tillman is vacating next week when he retires.” 
          “We’ll miss you, sir.” 
          "I’ve had my eye on a few of the other employees in this department to fill my shoes when I leave. But, until I observed your work today, I had no idea you were such a qualified associate.” 
          “Thank you, sir.” 
          “As a result, I’ve reviewed your personnel file, and I’ve decided to offer you the position of department manager.” 
          “Oh…sir! I don’t know what to say.” 
          “Say, yes, so I can start moving my things upstairs.” 
          “Yes, sir,” Christina replied. She couldn’t wait until everyone returned to work and found out about her promotion. She stood up to leave the office that would soon be hers. 
          “Tina, are you losing weight?” Mr. Fisher asked with a friendly smile. 
          “Yes, sir. Thank you for noticing,” Christina replied. 
          “What say we celebrate your career advancement at Archie’s on the corner?” Mr. Fisher offered. “Ever been there?” 
          Christina had been there a few times, but she doubted anyone had ever noticed. “I’m looking forward to it, sir.” 
          “Then let’s go. Come on, I’ll walk you to the elevator.” 
          Christina grabbed her purse and gave Mr. Fisher a sidelong glance as he held the door for her. She hadn’t noticed before that he had kind eyes, and he was actually very nice looking for an older bald man. 
          “You can call me Jim,” he said. “It’s shorter.” 
          Christina smiled and, for the first time, didn’t worry about the way it exposed her double chin.

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